Showing posts with label random. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

MEN have their uses too!!!!

The day has finally come when women no longer need men for any practical purpose.
So what are men still good for??
Some of my anonymous friends very quickly replied when i popped this question and the answers are  rather sarcastic and creative too!!
Here we goooo...
one major use of the male species is for opening jars and bottles!!! :D
$ good for disposing off cockroaches,lizards and other household pests!!
$ taller males are just what you need when a recipe calls for an ingredient from the top shelf of your kitchen !!
$ need one to bash up the bad guys
$ it's great to have a guy with you when you go shopping!
$ and one day when you're not feeling so great, a broad shoulder to cry on! :)
$ we also love men for bringing us flowers, chocolates and for holding open doors!! :P 


P.S. i hereby declare that i'm not targeting any specific being or the male community as a whole! its just a funny thought that passed by! any criticism is welcome!!!!
women +men= Peace+ perfect balance :D 

TRAPPED

I stared at myself in the mirror,
wanting to free myself.
Yet, hard as i tried 
to peel off the layers
accumulated,
I couldn't:
Trapped
by my own biases,
and those of my peers.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

A biased mind!

Held by chains
To one line of thought,
Immobile as a tree,
fixed to earth,
Hypnotised by one idea
A captive planet revolving
Around its star!!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

CHANGE!!!

There comes a  time when
some of my so called  'default' stuff
have to go through  unavoidable circumstances..
all my caffiene shots turn to "green tea shots"
comfy nocturnal habits vanish in to thin air
every small joint in the body craves for a tranquilizer
wierdness reaches it heights
heart races like now or never
all the neurons come in to action at once
breeding chaos everywhere
popping  pills become a ritual
random thoughts wind and unwind


DUDE :::::: its EXAM TIME !!!!!!!!
[well its not rocket science though but still my brain was programmed in sucha way that 'exam= lots of tension and palpitations!! INHIBITIONS !! all stupid inhibitions, trying to get rid of em though!!:) ]

Sunday, October 18, 2009

anoTher one in the making!

looks like a 5 year old did it but i did :( :D